I think that one of the biggest things that suck about being a historian is not knowing how your favorite historical figure’s voice sounded if they lived before audio recordings existed…
Alternate title for Homer’s Iliad?
Of Mycenaean Men
I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.
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when you try to reblog the thing but it reblogs as a link instead of a text post
my anaconda don’t want none
unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON